Confucius Say


  • "Man who beat around bush will soon have sticky leaves" (thanx Malice)

  • "Man who run in front of car get tired"

  • "Man who run behind car get exhausted"

  • "Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change"

  • "To prevent hangover stay drunk!"

  • "Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

  • "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

  • "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

  • "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to BANGkok."

  • "Man with one chopstick go hungry."

  • "Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."

  • "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."

  • "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."

  • "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."

  • "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

  • "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

  • "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"

  • "Woman who has short legs named cuntswaylow.

  • "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

  • "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."

  • "Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night."

  • "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

  • "If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."

  • "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"

  • "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

  • "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."

  • "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

  • "Man who sit on tack get point!"

  • "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"

  • "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"

  • "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand"

  • "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."

  • "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."


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